Chicago Dumpling

When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.

Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"

John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."

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Jizz Stack

An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.

I call your bluff and raise you this jizz stack.

mutton butt

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.

Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!

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Hook Up or Die

A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.

Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?

Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?

Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.

Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!