dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.

Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.

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flumes

A water ride found in most amusement parks, where you are inside either a boat or a log and you float down a trough.

Not as fun as a roller coaster, but you get pretty wet.

"You wanna go on the flumes? There's barely any line."

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x to the z

XAvier or also know as xzibts name

What is up x to the z

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Shem

a she - him... therefore a shem..

is that a girl? she aint got no tits.. must be a shem

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LTNP

The place with annoying kids that pee on your ride, parents that bitch and moan when they're kid is too tall, or where you feel like you're gonna pass out if you have to watch one more lady bug go around in circles...
In other words Loony Toons National Park...

"Ack! I got sent to LTNP!"

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P.I.

Pleasure Island. The place where every night is New Year's Eve (how corny is that!). Owned by Disney but so not kid-friendly cuz you can get drunk, party, and have the night of your life.

If you've never been, check out Comedy Warehouse, Motion, and 8TRAX. They even have a gay club called Manequins. o_O

Just look for the tons of spotlights glaring in the sky, and a big neon sign of Jessica Rabbit.

"Some friend and I are goin to P.I. tonight, wanna come?"

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jazz

The best type of music, which contrary to the popular belief, is not an intelectual art form.

John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Sonny Rollins, Charlie parker, Canonball Adderly, Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, Art Blakey, Eldar Djangirov, Micheal Brecker, Cliffor brown, Wayne Shorter, Art Tatum, bobby Timons, Elvin Jones, Mcoy Tyner, Horace Silver, Duke Ellington, Coleman Hawkins, Ella Fitzgerald, Dizzy Gilespie, Joshua Redman, Stan Getz, Zoot Sims, Charles Mingus, Wynton Marsalis, Branford Marsalis, Lee Morgan, Paul Chambers, Thelonius Monk, Benny Golson... I hope I haven,t missed any.

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