DAK

stands for Disney's Animal Kingdom.

Apparently it's 'nahtazu,' which you assume to be some swahili word, but it's a lame thing that Disney invented to prove that DAK is 'not a zoo.'

Check out the Festival of the Lion King, Primeval Whirl, and Dinosaur. Kali River Rapids is cool too.

An indoor rollercoaster is being built, Expedition Everest. Will prolly be pretty sweet. Prolly Disney's call to Universal's new Mummy ride.

"Why's it called DAK and not just AK?"
"Beats me."

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gfs

Good fucking story. Usually used when someone tells a really bad or vague story.

Me: So I went to the store yesterday.
Other guy: And?
Me: That's it.
Other guy: GFS you fgt

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tallywacker

A person who wears white shoes.

"Get outta here! You're not a tallywacker."

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cp

Stands for College Program.
Someone working for Disney that's not a full-time/part-time cast member.

"Are you a CP? I did that once."

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geraldine villegas bas berger

The person who holds this name is the pinnacle of evil and deception. Anyone that possesses this name would sell their closest friends in a heart beat simply to benefit themselves. Anyone with this name is deceitful, unfaithful, unloyal, manipulative and extremely delusional, so much so that without any factual evidence they believe their lies to be truth.

BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE

Wow you just punched a baby in the face so you could have its ice cream, very geraldine villegas bas berger of you.

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TTC

Transportation and Ticket Center. You can't actually park at Magic Kingdom. You gotta park at the TTC this huge ass parking lot thats the size of Disneyland and California Adventure together. So you better not forget where you parked or you'll cry.

Then you take a monorail over to MK and it's nice cuz you can take it to Epcot and all the resorts too, all for free. There's also a ferry you can take too, which is really scenic but takes longer than monorail.

"We'll head over to the TTC and take the monorail over to MK."

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foober

As of relating to somebody being either a: dork, idiot, or all around annoying person.

Stop doing that you foober!

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