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What a clover flower would be to dogs when communicating with eachother.
"Kirby" ate his weight in "Lawn Popcorn" on his walk this morning.
a measurement of how much dog hair has been vacuumed by unit; when emptying a vacuum. A single vacuum emptying would equal one single "Berf". Two or more would be "Berfs" (plural).
"We need to comb "Bertha Maye" tonight, she is shedding like crazy! I emptied five whole "Berf (unit) 's" into the trashcan before I finished vacuuming."
...to gain attention with online media in an attempt to engage with audiences.
"He only posted that selfie to go e-crowd surfing."