Swinned

The action of swallowing a man's semen who has eaten pork at some point in their life and having the DNA from the pig meat (swine) incorporate itself into the swallower's DNA

I got swinned the other night.
How did that happen?
He made me swallow.

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Hot Pocket

When the person you have sleeping over shits in your fold out sleeper couch, doesn't clean it up, and folds the couch back up without telling you.

I'm not friends with Rob anymore.
Why?
He made a hot pocket with my fold out couch.

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