Retorted

Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.

Bob: you have no chill

Bill: Yeah, well... YOUR MOM!

Bob: Are you retorted?

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Stubbornial

Both stubborn and in denial. A condition to describe someone so unbelievably dense that there is just no way of communicating with them.

Josh: Did you hear Ellie thinks the world will end in 2012?
Dave:...but it's 2014...
Josh: yeah. She won't accept any ideas but her own.

Dave: don't worry about it, she's just in stubbornial

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craydar

A man's ability to see whether or not a woman be cray cray or not

Brian's craydar so shit he ended up dating a serial killer for three months

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