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A regrettable night inside of a bottle. Often purchased by broke college students who want to get wild.
Nick: Let's get weird tonight.
Jared: I don't get paid until next Tuesday and all I have is $8.
Nick: Orloff it is.
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When someone slips a roofy or some other drug into your beverage.
Mr. Hare: Come in for a cup of coffee, boy.
Kyler: Uh, ok.
*one hour later*
Kyler: What did you do to me?
Mr. Hare: I gave you the old silly finger.
Kyler: You ssson of a bbitchh
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The thing you have to consider when choosing which type of booze you want for the night. If you're not trying to piss every 10 minutes, you choose hard liquor. Otherwise beer is a great option.
Stephen" "I want to get really drunk before finals, but I'm not sure what I should get"
Kim: "Did you take the piss factor into consideration?"
Stephen: "Damn you're right. I should probably get some Orloff since I'm broke".
When you move to California and manage to get caught in a rip tide and almost drown, get stung by a stingray, and get a sunburn all in the same day. Itâs a right of passage.
âI went to the beach for the first time since moving out here and I got the California hat-trick.â
âNice. Youâre officially a Californian now.â
Girls who live in the United States who are attractive and often very confident but at the same time lack intelligence and are very high maintenance. Many of them are basic bitches who love drama, are extremely complicated and have absolutely no idea what they want in a relationship. In order to successfully start a relationship with an American girl, you have to say ALL the right things and even the littlest, most insignificant thing you might say that she doesn't like will end your chances with her immediately. They constantly fall for assholes and douchebags, especially ones that have cheated on them in the past.
I went to visit the United States but was immediately underwhelmed at the quality and personality of American girls.
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