Bro

Very easy to spot in their natural habitats. Usually white males, age 16-23. Without exception they ALWAYS wear dickies shorts (usually beige), calf-high black socks, black shirts (always containing skulls/stars/or both), they are always overweight (but their perception is that they are buff, not fat), must have a ridiculously large truck (nothing less than a F-250, tacomas don't cut it here), large embarassing stickers on their back windows are a must, also necessary are lame black sunglasses. Also can be spotted by their opposite gender equivalents, which are bro-hos.

You can easily spot a bro if you see the following brands on them or their lame truck: Famous Stars and Straps, Metal Mulisha, Fox Racing, Glamis and sometimes Von Zipper.

Bros are harmless when alone, however packs of them should be avoided due to their obvious weight advantage over you due to their obesity levels.

Question: What kind of fucktard would take up 3 parking spots by parking diagonally with half of his raised F-550 on the curb?

Answer: The only category of lame white people more embarrassing to the rest of caucasians than white trash: BROS.

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