Boobsicles

Punching A Girl In The Boob Cause She Doesn't Have Testicles, But It Hurts The Same

Apparntly.

Bill: Yeah Both Of The Girls Were Fighting
Ben: Really
Bill: Yeah, Molly Hit Her In Her Boobsicles!!
Ben: O-Ho-Ho Ouch Man

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ThatsPhucked.com

The Home Of The Most Muffed Up Shit Ever.
2 Girls 1 Cup, Pain Olympics, Midget Sex, Girl Fingerpaints, 1 Guy 1 Blender, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

Bill: Hey, Did You Go ThatsPhucked.com Last Night.
Ben: No
Bill: Go On It Now
Ben: K, I'll Watch This.
(Turns On Pain Olympics)
Bill: Uh-Oh
Ben: Arghhhhhh, OH MY GOD IT'S OUT OF THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zombie Plan

Also Known As "THE PLAN"
If A Zombie Apocalypse Happened, This Is Your Plan Of Action.
Everyone Has One
Everyone

Grif: You Don't Have A Zombie Plan!!
Simmons: There's No Point!
Grif: Hey Watch, SARGE!
Sarge: Yeah
Simmons: Sarge, Do You Have A Zombie Plan
Sarge: No
Simmons: See
Sarge: I Have 7!

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