Christopher Nolan

A God

Christopher Nolan actually puts effort into making his movies, unlike Disney

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Most oppressed group

See gamers

The most oppressed group/minority in the history of the universe is undoubtedly gamers. Alas, they do live in a society.

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chanceme

A subreddit on Reddit dedicated to estimating the chances one has of getting into a university. The comments tend to be really pessimistic or negative, no matter how accomplished the poster may be. The posters tend to be insecure, overly anxious people who have done more in their teens than what the average 50-year-old has done in his entire life. It's hard to tell if the posters are that anxious, or if they're mediocre kids pretending to be gods so they can get their egos stroked.

Hi! Middle-class Asian here, 1580 SAT, 4.56 W GPA, 3.97 UW.
ECs: 5432489 hours of community service, made a whole civilization in Africa
International Math Olympiad winner, USACO competitor, qualified for 54 Olympic Events. Editor for the New York Times, Valedictorian, CSGO Major winner.
Chances of getting into UOregon?

Chanceme commenter: Yeah you should probably look at your local community college; 54 Olympic events ain't shit, try 55 if you want a shot at udub

MIT

Because you couldn't get into Caltech

MIT is good, but Caltech is better

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Isaac

The sexiest man alive. A true Jah at swimming, able to qualify for the Olympics with his 1:00:83 100 Breaststroke. He gets hella bitches, has a six pack, and sexy hair. His hair is bleached from all the swimming he does(chlorine in the water). He’s also smart and really chill. Perfect in every way.

Hot girl: dammmmnnn who that
Me: that’s my man Isaac wanna hookup with him?
Hot girl: Omg he’s so hot yeeesssss

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piracy

What a smart person would engage in to avoid paying exorbitant prices for 2-hour long heavily edited videos(movies) or the overpriced windows operating system. Pirates shouldn't feel bad, as their money would have gone to some megacorporation worth a few hundred billion dollars, or a millionaire living in Beverly Hills. Piracy ranges from using YouTube-to-mp3 to starting a torrenting site like the Pirate Bay. It also has a subreddit at r/piracy.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

Since I had to include the word: piracy

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kennyS

A God who hits wallbangs so insane, you ejaculate on the spot

At time of writing, he is an AWPer for G2 eSports in CSGO.

kennyS isn't God. God is kennyS

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