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Spangled and mangled

A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.

Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 25, 2022


Big chode

Another name for the popular chinese card game 'cho die dee'. it translates to 'the big two'. the name big chode is a mixture of the chinese and english saying, made popular by a bunch of sixth form plebs from sale grammar school

Sajnadz: ayo DVD, you wanna play some big chode?
DVD: fuck yes for helve!

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 5, 2015

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Normington Paintbrush

The act of eating a taco bell then doing a massive diarrhoea on a girls hair, putting your penis in their arse, and then using the girl's hair as the tip of a paintbrush to paint walls/buildings/structures while using your erection to aim

Arshia: Heard you stayed at Katie's last night?
Nathan: Yeah man. We watched love is blind and then i gave her a normington paintbrush on the living room walls
Arshia: Awh hell yeah! Hope you remembered to spray some febreeze afterwards

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx February 13, 2022


Call the Coon

Another way of saying "call the african american gentleman who delivers marijuana". Often shouted at the realisation that one has ran out of weed.

1: Give me weed!
2: I have none you fgt
1: Well then, you know what needs to be done....
2: Call the Coon!

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx May 8, 2017

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