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Lake Crescent

The most goddamn beautiful lake in the world. Or at least for us Seattleites.

Katie: Hey girlfriend, what'd ya do this weekend.
Bella: Went up to Lake Crescent with my girlfriends. It was hella pretty, even without the cell service.

by xandroe August 24, 2017


Go Trump Yourself

You know what you did when you're told this. It means they scolded your goddamn guts for acting like a trashy trump supporter. Never do anything as stupid as the POTUS does and you'll never be told this.

Gary: I had the best weekend with my friends, even if they're trump supporters.
Ken: If you're friends with f***ers like that you should just go trump yourself.

by xandroe August 24, 2017


African Earworm

When the song Africa plays on the radio once (by weezer or Toto) and is stuck in your head and It drives you nuts yet puts you in a hyperactive mood.

I can’t get an Africa - stuck out of my head- it’s gonna take a lot to take me away from you- there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do! I have an African Earworm- I bless the rains down in Africa!!!

by xandroe September 5, 2018