C

A real man's programming language, one that doesn't include the poison known as OOP (object oriented programming) and let's you write real code. Superior to C++ in both performance and simplicity, perfect for both beginners and veterans.

Joe: "People say that C++ is fast but I don't really feel it."

Me: "That's because you're writing OOP and using so much of the standard library, the only cure for you is pure C"