Thor

swedish raisin chopping master

Thor uses a sledgehammer to chop raisins.

Thor

swedish raisin chopping master

Thor uses a sledgehammer to chop raisins precisely.

Thanos

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance

Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273

Poetry

(n.) (not imit) - the sound an angry Asian mom makes when scolding her kids

Teacher: Where's your piece of poetry, Jonathan?
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you

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Philippinian

/,fɪ-ɫɪ-'pʰɪ-ni-ən/
how Pewdiepie refers to Filipinos at 5:56 in "Looking at my Analytics"; also Filipino 9-year-olds

Marzia's Boyfriend: Philippines is my 2nd biggest country. Damn! Philippinian bros! Thank you!