Nathan

A Nathan is someone who is 5’1 and weighs no more than 94lbs. They’re someone who can’t take a joke, lives off of mommy and daddy’s money, and is in a constant state of denial. You’d have to stoop to their level both physically and in terms of standards to date one; rocking the classic brown hair blue eyes stereotype, Nathan is one of the fugliest people you’ll ever meet and his presence alone is enough to make cyanide look appetizing. Being enabled by his parents his entire life has caused him to develop a severe case of victim mentality, and despite being the problem, will walk away and cry in hopes of being comforted. He’s an annoying individual who watches Percy Jackson without headphones and lacks the ability to talk to women outside of the ones who live in his house (his mom and his dog). Despite needing to change, he probably won’t; Nathans seem to lack the emotional capacity to recognize their own mistakes. They’re immature, loud, bad at geometry, and going to end up by themselves because spending too much time around a Nathan can cause suicidal thoughts. Needing the validation of the people around them, Nathans are emotionally and mentally draining. His friends most definitely have a diss track written about him.
Life skills: none
Bitches: none

Person A: “I feel nothing but contempt when I look at Nathan.”
Person B: “It’s giving ‘probably going to die alone.’”