Nu-Metal

A genre of music composing of shitty gothic posers strumming mindlessly at low tuned C# guitars and screaming garbage about death and calling themselves metal.(By covering good metal songs). Defined mostly by the popular (for what it's worth) bands suck ass Bullet for My Valentine, A.F.I., Avenged Sevenfold, and Slipknot. Fanbase consists of emo posers wanting to be called metalheads.

True Metal Fan""What are you listening to?"

Poser:"Nu-Metal"

True Metal Fan:"You mean Nu-Garbage?"

Poser:"Ima go cut myself to 'Almost Easy'"

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