99er

To rub an eraser up and down the back of your hand 99 times, leaving a noticable red mark. Usually performed by kids under the age of 12

jason: Hey what's that on your hand?
Callum: I was doing a 99er

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Hotdog Trick

Derived from the infamous popcorn trick, the hotdog trick involves a guy on a date in the cinema to put his erected sausage in an empty hot dog bun and offer it to his girlfriend, giving her a better meal than she hoped for.

That hotdog trick really payed off last weekend

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George Takei

The "live long and prosper" sign taken from the t.v program Star Trek, where the middle and ring fingers come apart and touch those fingers adjacent to them, displayed to someone as a sign of respect for a noble or hilarious action they have just committed.

Well done, you've earned that George Takei

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Cheap shot

This occurs when you buy something only to discover that you could have got it cheaper somewhere else. Usually adding insult to your being as well as injury to your wallet

Ah shit, I got this dvd for £5 and now its here for £3. I hate cheap shots!

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Portly Gentleman

A term used to describe a character in a Shakespeare play as "notable". However others portray this description differently as a man who is podgy or overweight

You are a rather portly gentleman aren't you?

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Jermaine

Rhyming slang for "Definately" or "Defo" for short. It comes from the name of the England football player, Jermaine Defoe. This is because of his second name sounding like the word "defo."

Wow that Amanda Holden is a M.I.L.F

Jermaine

Oh and btw, are you coming to play fotball on saturday

Jermaine mate

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