shlaboggle

used by Spinner on Degrassi: TNG; means big deal or thing of importance. can be used loosely, it's not how you use it.. it's just a funny word.

Spinner: (hits Craig) Are you on crack?
Craig: Ow. What was that for?
Spinner: Dude, you got a girl pregnant, and you're just walking around like lalala, gonna be a dad, no shlaboggle.

or

I gotta wear this monkey suit cause my parents are dragging me to some work shlaboggle.

jamaican thirst

a phrase i made up to descibe the yearning to get drunk.

My goodness! Its been weeks since I've last gotten obliterated and I've developped the biggest Jamaican thirst!