chore drinking

Having drinks while doing house work or other domestic necessities (packing for a trip, preparing to move, organizing the garage). The alcohol acts as a brain calming agent that allows you to drone on and focus on mundane tasks where you might otherwise get distracted or depressed.

We are moving in a week and I have a million knick-knacks to box up. Time to start the chore drinking and knock those knick-knacks out.

I'm looking forward to moving, but I have to make baked beans because my boyfriend is coming over tonight. I'll just start the chore drinking and get it all done lickety split.

deceptomeme

A meme (or other widely-shared photo or factoid) that is meant to be deliberately deceptive.

Deceptomeme purveyors prey on people's ignorance and the speed and zeal with which the uninformed will share unsubstantiated material.

People feel shame when you point out they have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: passing along a deceptomeme.

"Hey, did you hear? This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, five Sundays. That has not happened in 845 years. It's called Monkey's Luck and you are supposed to go buy a lottery ticket or some shit like that and then share it. I think I'm gonna do it even though this could be a deceptomeme."

"Check this out...tomorrow is the day Marty McFly set his time machine when he travels to the future. That is so cool because I really love that movie. I won't check to see if it's really true, but I'll just pass it along. No way this is a deceptomeme"

Albanian

A euphemism for anal sex. This is due to the high urge some people have to get it up the butt while on pleasure cruises that are passing near the Albanian coast.

Hey, babe. As the sun sets off the port side, what say we grab a handful of crisco from the galley and head back to the junior suite for a bit of the ole Albanian.