Bloated

When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

girl: I ate so much I am bloated

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Stink bomb

When someone goes in a room and they smell so bad, they stink up the room.

Gina: Ew what's that smell
Chris: It's you Gina, your a stink bomb

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Charger

If someone takes my charger, I will eat them alive.

Girl: Can I have a charger?
Boy: No way

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Yissing

Drinking someone’s pee

Girl: ima be yissing my bf later

Hibernation

When bears go night night

Bear: ima go to hibernation See ya

Air pods

A device only rich people have.

Girl: Cool Air pods
Boy: Sorry I don't speak broke

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October 23

National no homo day. I recommend you kiss your best friend 🥵❤️❤️

Friend 1: why did we just make out
Friend 2: cause it’s October 23

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