Rolling on Fire

When your so called "hoverboard" explodes.

I rode my hoverboard to work, and then I was suddenly Rolling on fire.
Dude, don't buy one of those hoverboards cuz you might end up rolling on fire.

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Bad Plug

When you thought you were charging your phone but you actually weren't

My phone still has no juice, prolly had a bad plug last night.

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Disasturd

Refers to the bathroom stalls that has shit everywhere.

The bathroom stall I went inside of was a disasturd.

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Vitamin C

Refers to the Studio C™ videos.

I need to get my daily dose of Vitamin C!

"Not fucking literally!"

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Sterlinged

When you get hit with a ball on the face. (Derived from sketch football/volleyball player Scott Sterling).

Every successful athlete must've been sterlinged once in their life.

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