Shrunt

A style of facial hair which begins as a fu manchu goes down the neck, where it connects to the chest hair and continues to the pubic region creating a ring. The wearer of this facial hair then goes to a bus station where he contracts crabs. once the crabs have reached adulthood he must race them and allow friends to bet on the races.

"100 dollars on papa's moustache in the third race at the shrunt"

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