unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

mint mobile

The phone provider with a mascot that has more than 8 rule34 results, and 8 results too many

Mint Mobile User: wow I just got Mint Mobile
their furry artist friend: yeah I like it too but we can talk about that later