sandwich diaper

a paper towel, napkin, tissue or other disposable article used to wrap the bangin' sandwich you just made in place of using a plate. typically used because you are too lazy to wash dishes or too poor to afford them in the first place.

Jess: "wow i'm making a really good sandwich."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."

Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.

These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.

idolspise

verb. combination of idolize and despise. along the same lines as envious. you admire what a person does at the same time you hate what the person does.

I idolspise Rachel Ray. She has an annoying voice and says "e.v.o.o." and "yummo" too much...but damn if she doesn't make some bomb tasty snacks.

cootons

(pronounced like crouton) it's the hard crusties that can be found in a yeast infected vagina.

she doesn't look freshly showered...i bet she has cootons.

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