sandwich diaper

a paper towel, napkin, tissue or other disposable article used to wrap the bangin' sandwich you just made in place of using a plate. typically used because you are too lazy to wash dishes or too poor to afford them in the first place.

Jess: "wow i'm making a really good sandwich."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."

cootons

(pronounced like crouton) it's the hard crusties that can be found in a yeast infected vagina.

she doesn't look freshly showered...i bet she has cootons.

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Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.

These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.

idolspise

verb. combination of idolize and despise. along the same lines as envious. you admire what a person does at the same time you hate what the person does.

I idolspise Rachel Ray. She has an annoying voice and says "e.v.o.o." and "yummo" too much...but damn if she doesn't make some bomb tasty snacks.