Schicked

Getting beat in cornhole 21-0. A true embarrassment.

“Did you see Steve got schicked last night?”
“Yeah, it was his second time this month.”

Back pocket hanging out

(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

When I left prison, I had a back pocket hanging out the size of Texas.

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