Triday

A day consisting of Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, all in one beautiful and complete package!

John: Hey Jack, are you free Triday?
Jack: What's a Triday?
John: You don't know what Triday is?
Jack: No...
John: Didn't you read the passage above?
Jack: No...
John: Well then go read it ya frickin' nerd!!!
Jack: Ok I read it
John: Very nice very nice so now you know what Triday is?
Jack: Yeh
John: So are you free?
Jack: No
John: Well that was very anti-climatic, thank you... For wasting my time!