Skeetzophrenia

When you skeet and turn into a completely different person afterward.

*Girlfriend* "Hun last night during sex you were so sweet! You said you wanted to get married right away, have children, that I was your Snookumsss"

*Me* What the hell ? I said that?! I must have Skeetzophrenia because I dont remember any of that lame sh*t! AND WHY ARENT YOU MAKING ME A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW ?!