Puma

When a woman reaches an age where she is no longer a Baby Panther, yet still prefers gentlemen who are at least 10 years older than her, and not for their money or security.

A hallmark of a Puma is the woman who found older men attractive from about age 13-14, and continued this preference throughout her teens and early twenties. By age 25, she is no longer considered a "Baby Panther", yet she is no Cougar either.

Person A: "Christoph Waltz is so gorgeous!"
Person B: "Come on, he's 54 years old!"

Person A: "So? I'm 30!"

Person B: "That's still 24 years difference! He could have fathered you."
Person A: "Your point being? I'm a Puma."

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Person C: "OHMYGODLOL!!!!!! CHRISTOPH I LOVE YOU!! AGE DOESN'T MATTER, I'M TURNING 18 IN NINE MONTHS!!!!!"

Person A: "Child, move your slut ass."

Person C: "Liek OMG! I'm a BABY PANTHER and I'm SEXAY! What would he want with your old ass?"

Person A: "I'm sure, given the choice, he'd prefer to talk to someone whose cultural point of reference isn't limited Jersey Shore, and who read books before Harry Potter and Twilight."

Person C: "OMG YOU WATCH JERSEY SHORE? I LOVE SNOOKI!"

Person A: ".... Here's the newest Pokemon game for the DSi...."

Person C: "OMG! MUDKIPS!" *runs off*

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