Contact Fun

When a person who is around people who are having a really good time, but they're sitting and watching doing nothing brags about how much fun something is.

Kato: So I got a text from Ruby saying how much fun she had last night....
Natalia: What the hell, she didn't even do anything she sat by herself and watched!
Kymber: What did she have like contact fun or something?

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VIPenis

When a VP or higher work authority is being a DICK!

Alex: I don't know how much more crap I can take from my boss Coover...
Mattie:Yea he has nothing to help better the company.
Dane:The only thing he's got going on for him is he's a real VIPenis!

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