scolioperosis

when one’s surroundings appear as green for a long period of time without the use of any drugs.

“Scolioperosis is one of the most harmless diseases there is!”
“Uncle James got scolioperosis after eating toast with a crowbar and ended up falling over in the charger to feed the white board!”

neighbor

1. Another word for nigga with an 'er'.

2. A word to say if you wan't to get furiously jumped by some black folks.

White: Neighbor, please
Black: nigga did you just call me a fuckin nigg-r?