micky-muse

A male muse.
A male (possibly named Michael, Mike, Mick, Micky or Mickey) who inspires a woman in an uncharacteristic or unusual way.
May convince her to participate in an activity solely to please or satisfy him; a Micky Muse is a creative influence or stimulus.

With his power of persuasion, her Micky-Muse prompted her to dance on the pole wearing only leopard print whore shoes and tassels.

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wet-o-wheel detector

Wet-O-Wheel Detector ~or~ WOW Detector:
Fictitious measuring device or instrument referenced when determining the level of sexual excitement & arousal in a woman. Commonly used in speech amongst females as a barometer to score or articulate the level of attractiveness of a man.

"What do you think of Michael?"
"He measures an 8.5 on my Wet-O-Wheel Detector"
"Yeah, well I've seen Micky naked; he's a 10 on the WOW-D"

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