shirt whore

A person who attends Greek events simply to get the complimentary t-shirt promoting the date party.

"Sweet shirt, frat-bro. When did you hand out with the tri-delts? Aren't they skanks?"

"Sure are, dude. But, one chick in my 0-level math class asked me to the Helter Delta Skelter date party where I got this neat shirt."

"You're such a shirt whore."

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smagma

The sweat produced as a result of intense physical effort by the nutsack, either sexually or through sports, as opposed to normal nut sweat that occurs during everyday wear and tear.

After that pick-up game of basketball at the YMCA I needed to change my shorts because they were soakin' wet with smagma.
OR
While I was bangin' that skank I was gettin' so heated that my nasty balls were covered in smagma.

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