BOGOF

"Buy One Get One Free" A very misleading description used in advertising to entice potential customers into the belief that if they buy one product the other will be given away free. The same as "Two For The Price Of One."

Customer "These chocolates say 'buy one get one free,' as I do not wish to actually pay for it may I just have the free one instead?"
Shopkeeper "NO."

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spoon lover

A person who is proficient in the art of spoon bending.

"Mother F****** Spoon Lover!"

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female ejaculation

a milky-clear fluid thats shoots out of a urethra in a great quantity like a projectile explosion because of a extreme sexual orgasm; often feels like urination

after the horny man had mercilessly pounded her g-spot several times she felt like she was going to pee but instead a fluid jetted out from her swelling urethra and soaked the man completely

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Asians

Contrary to a lot of definitions out there I really think Asians are people who belong to the continent of Asia, not just individuals of Chinese Japanese Korean Vietnamese or Cambodian origin.

Asia comprises of various countries, the inhabitants of which are Asians.

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catnip

A member of the mint family of plants (aka catmint), Nepeta cataria.

Irresistable to cats, its mildly stimulant properties can trigger a large range of behaviors that can be collectively described as 'flippy' but also happy.

If cats had dealers, they'd buy catnip.

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the fuggerung

Derived from early Greek mythology. A beast so ghastly to behold that grown men have shat themselves with fear. A modern day translation from Latin would be "hideous kiddeous".

bend ova, touch ur toez ;)

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rat monkey

A misbehaving housecat.

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.

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