Ethan

Ethan is the strongest guy I know. Whether it be mentally or physically, he is so strong. And, although he puts on the tough guy act, deep down he’s soft and loves attention. He’s been through a lot yet still manages to make those around him smile. He doesn’t like counting on others but truthfully, it’s what he needs. He can make the toughest of crowds die on the floor with laughter with his comedically genius abilities. He is loyal to those who are loyal to him, and knows how to treat a woman right 😏

Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.

He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.

And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…

Thank you for your time~!

Example of Ethan

Girl 1: He’s so HOT.

Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!

That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*

Ethan: …hot.