demi

When a rich divorcée starts seeing a twentysomething, derived from Demi Moore.

"And Mom's trying to demi some young hottie, but she hasn't told him she's had kids."

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emOC

another name for the OC

I don't get the hype about the emOC.

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around the world

A trip to France, a trip to the Vatican, and a trip to Greece. Sometimes the position adds others onto it.

I'll give you $25 for an around the world with a stop at Barcelona.

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bonify

To make authentic. Used by idiots who can't spell "bona fide".

"The artist's signature. Well, that bonifies it."
"You're an idiot."

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Axis of Evil

A speech which proves Bush's mental condition is approximately the same as John_-_Winston, John Grubor, Steve Hayes, Robert Ghostwolf, Archimedes Plutonium, Alexander Abian, Ed Conrad, and a dozen other net.personalities made famous by their ability to post bullshit to more than SIXTY newsgroups at once.

Iran, Iraq, and North Korea? Couldn't he have picked someone like Burkina Faso who no one's ever heard of?

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velveeta

1. unless you're lactose-intolerant and have a high metabolism, don't bother
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam

Quit posting velveeta to more than SIXTY newsgroups!

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