scooter hippo

Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).

Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.

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ghetto parking lot

Any street where some balla, goon or other thug stops his car in the middle of it while he hollas at his homies or a ho, usually impeding traffic.

If you drive through tha hood, be prepared to run into a ghetto parking lot.

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thick

A term that used to mean a girl who wasn't fat or skinny, but was well proportioned, but s now to describe any plus sized chick who doesn't want to accept the term BBW or fat.

Melyssa Ford, attractive rap video girl is the true definition of thick, but chicks like Missy Ellioy, Jill Scott and Kelly Price classify themselves as thick too..

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hee-haw

A redneck or hick.

Oklahoma is full of hee haws.

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project ponytail

A type of hairstyle worn by hoodrats, gangsta bitches, etc. where the hair is pulled back in a ponytail style, but the girl just barely has enough hair to tie it off.

Shaweewee was in the beauty store looking for some clip on hair to fix up her busted ass project ponytail.

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Turd Book

Home made log book carried by police officers out in the field used for recording contacts with potential evil doers and criminals. Sometimes called a field identification logbook.

When you go to spooktown, always bring your turd book.

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zatfig

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "F A T".

Zatfig female seeks same.

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