yogurt man

The yogurt man is a very sexy person made of yogurt that seduces you and brings them to their yogurt strip club to then yogurt the shit out of you ;) until you pass out and turn you into a yogurt stripper. This cult is very exclusive and the yogurt man only chooses who he believes would make the best yogurt strippers it's an honor to be one ;)

Person 1: Oh shit what happened to out bro
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(

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