Mali

Mali's are great people. Always seeming weird at first once they become friends with you they will be the only person you want to hang out with. Mali's natural state is eating, 99% of the time you see a Mali they will be eating. Mali's main aims are to make you laugh, from saying cheesy pickup lines to purposefully tripping over they will crack you up. They always hold the record for the most pizza eaten whenever you go out and they don't give up easily. They are easily riled up but if they get angry you better run. The cooles, sexiest, amazingest, beautifulest, most badass person you've ever met. They usually hop on trends late but are too cool for school.

I love Mali!
Mali is so cool.
Yo, ma mali, how ya doin'.
Ay yo Malis a bad ass