dom britton

That dirty guy that goes to church just so he can touch children.

I invited Dom to your kid's party.

15👍 8👎

loxley

Slang (according to his mother) for little shit-faced piece of scum.

"Loxley, don't make me beat you up with a fork again...like i do everynight...

3👍 18👎

hebitch

1. Unappreciative male
2. Male who enjoys the pleasures of screwing over others

'You ungrateful he-bitch'

31👍 16👎

red rum

murder spelled backwards, normally written on a wall in murder scenes, also red rum is blood

dumbass: whats red rum?
smart person: its the backwards spelling of what im gonna do to you!

303👍 92👎

ya mum

a sex object

i fucked ya mum....
twice

67👍 49👎

ya mum

i had meat ball for lunch..
ya mum ate my balls

i hade sex with ya boyfriend...
ya mum did

29👍 23👎

ya mum

Tim's mother.

Tim, ya mum's a busty ho.
Eh?
I said YA MUM.
My mother? What about her?
I ripped her open.

7👍 17👎