Stephen

he is a boy who is completely special (retarded) in every mental and physical way possible. his autism and down syndrome levels surpass well over humanly comprehendible levels, this is caused by the physical and mental strains his body is constantly fighting to reverse. these effects he places his body under on a daily basis include an over excessive amount of milk (usually about 1.5 to 1.9 litres in a single day), constant praise to the lords of communism, absolute obsession over wearing tracksuit pants to every occasion (including summer barbeques), extreme and quick constant leg hair growth and his complete over obsession with COD infinite warfare to the point he is rejected by his friends and peers. still, this strange organism is considered our friend and is highly respected by the members of his atheist community. he is an absolute mad lad, fucking legend and we love him. No homo BTW.

Definition: A mad lad and strange creature from another world.

Cooper: "look guys its Stephen!"
Everyone: *looks towards Stephen*
Stephen:*screeching noises and agreement sounds*
Everyone: *cheers wildly*

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