cordless

When you're a clutz, you say cordless instead of wireless for bluetooth items. please educate your toms, because toms are dumb. The example is a real example on how the word can be used.

tom:" i need 2 pee"
tom: " i dont wanna stop my music tho"
tom: "OH yea i have cordless headphones!"
cunt: "wireless, CORDLESS??"
tom: "shush"