khief

A fucking badass

Borris: "You see that khief out there kicking that guy's ass the other night?"

Jake: "Fuck yeah I did. That was one badass motherfucka."

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robert downey

A self gratification and masturbation technique in which the palm of the hand is on the top of the shaft, wrapping your fingers around, and stimulating by a downward twisting motion.

After the Cowboy win last night I pulled out the lotion and performed the robert downey

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