Twatsplash

When someone is an idiot, a dolt, a meanie, a twat, a dickhead or a dicksplash, then they are also a twatsplash.

Mike: Georgie, you're looking mighty fine today ;D as always :)
Georgie: Don't come near me, you complete twatsplash!!

Cock kebab

When a penis enters an arsehole or vagina, or infact any orifice on someone elses body, the person on the other end of the guys penis becomes a cock kebab, be the person male, female or other. This is because that person has become impaled upon said penis, therefore resembling a kebab on a skewer at a BBQ.

Kizza: I reckon you invited Mike over and got him drunk because you wanted to get laid, but got cold feet.

Georgie: Wait, you think I invited Mike over, got him drunk for a shag, then decided no, I didn't want to become a cock kebab and backed out?

Kizza: Yeah. Like the term cock kebab by the way :D

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Lollatronic

When something is as awesome as lollies, or when a lollypop is amazing.

Georgie: I got an orange lolly :P
Mike: Wow. Orange lollies are lollatronic

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Boot tan

When you go hiking and only tan the area of leg above your hiking boots and/or socks, leaving half your calves and both your feet incredibly pale, while the rest of your leg is dark brown. Very unnatractive. Often noticable on th legs of teenagers doing their Duke of Edinburgh.

Georgie, Ashley and Sophia came back from DOE with hideous boot tan, then had to wear posh dresses the next for a picnic. Everyone laughed at them and their boot tans.

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HTC

A group of "hard" people who live in the LU2 postcode zone of Luton, often reffered to as High Town. HTC literally stands for High Town Crew. You can find HTC tags all over the place up round High Town. You do not want to get on the wrong side of the HTC, as they have people everywhere, in every school. If you know someone in the HTC or someone who has contacts within the HTC and they like you, then most people will leave you alone.

Person 1: Hey, don't piss that guy off, he's in the HTC! You'll get totally battered!

Person 2: Nah, It's alright, my cousin's in the HTC so I'm immune.

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Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

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CI

Also known as the CI stage, it is the state of drunkeness before the drunkee starts throwing up, but after the stage where they are merely tipsy. Short for cheerfully inebriated.

People in the CI stage are very hyper and random, often times a bit horny. They normally remember things that happened in the CI stage the next day, and are semi in control of what they are doing.

Georgie: Mike I found your bite marks on my desk xD

Mike: Bite marks... OH YEAH! That was from the CI stage right?

Georgie: Yes, yes it was. Before you puked all over my room.

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