CI

Also known as the CI stage, it is the state of drunkeness before the drunkee starts throwing up, but after the stage where they are merely tipsy. Short for cheerfully inebriated.

People in the CI stage are very hyper and random, often times a bit horny. They normally remember things that happened in the CI stage the next day, and are semi in control of what they are doing.

Georgie: Mike I found your bite marks on my desk xD

Mike: Bite marks... OH YEAH! That was from the CI stage right?

Georgie: Yes, yes it was. Before you puked all over my room.

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Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

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