CFTR

Officially, it is an acronym meaning Cystic Fibrosis Conjuctance Regulator, but to those in the know, it actually means Clit Fingering Tit-Rapist.

Teacher: Okay we're learning about genes and differentiation today. Anybody know what CFTR stands for?

Georgie: Is it clit fingering tit-rapist?

Teacher: ...no.

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Guitar solo

Wanking yourself off. A reference to "strumming the guitar" which means sex.

Person one: Hey, wanna play COD4 later?

Person two: No mate, I havent strummed the guitar in ages so I put aside some time later for a guitar solo.

Person one: Dude, ew.

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