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do the dew

Drinking something out of a bottle or can without touching it to one's lips; this is accomplished by holding the drink a few inches above one's head, leaning back, and pouring the drink into one's mouth. The term refers to Mountain Dew commercials which show people drinking Mountain Dew out of bottles in this manner ("Do the Dew" is also Mountain Dew's slogan). Doing the dew is employed to avoid sharing germs when sharing a drink; it is also an effective way to spill the drink everywhere and make a mess (see water boarding).

Chris decided to do the dew to avoid contaminating my soda bottle with his germs; after overdoing it, he choked and spewed it all over Chelsea's face.

by yaolinglingjiu March 13, 2009

161πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž


Whigwag

A portmanteau of "white guy with Asian girl" or "white girl with Asian guy". Refers to the increasingly common phenomenon of Asian and Caucasian interracial relationships.

"Whigwag alert! There's a hot Asian dude over there with a white chick. Take that racial stereotypes!"

by yaolinglingjiu May 29, 2012

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jungle Asian

Indigenous peoples from tropical countries in the Far East. Examples include Filipinos, Vietnamese, Burmese, etc.

Love my Japanese friends but where my Jungle Asians at?!

by yaolinglingjiu January 25, 2012

281πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


butt boner

When a really long turd protrudes from the butt. The turd is not released; the tension on the end of the turd exerted by the sphincter is enough so that the turd maintains its protrusion without breaking off or being retracted. This creates a silhouette of an erection, where the turd resembles the shaft and the buttcheeks resemble the balls. A butt boner.

"Check out this long dry one, bro! A perfect butt boner!"

by yaolinglingjiu December 23, 2011

23πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Rule Number One

No fat chicks.

A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."

by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2009

239πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


water boarding

Alternate spelling of waterboarding. There are several variations on the technique, but it generally involves holding a subject's head in a declined position and forcing water into their airway, thus inducing a feeling of terror as the body believes it is drowning. If performed correctly, water boarding does not leave marks and is not lethal.

Water boarding is not nearly as much fun as boogie boarding.

by yaolinglingjiu January 25, 2012

64πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


XXOO

Chinese internet slang for sex.

Last night I went back to her apartment for some XXOO

by yaolinglingjiu May 23, 2011

466πŸ‘ 287πŸ‘Ž