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Claire

Name for someone who is a straight up rat. Tattles at every opportunity. Owns it and takes pride in being a rat. She thinks she's a spy, or an investigator, when in reality she is simply a tool.

You must walk on eggshells when you are around Claire. She conspires with Karen.

I used a curse word the other day at work. Claire reported me for being problematic and I had to take a pay cut.

by ye olde internet June 17, 2022

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Elohim

Deity so strong that even Rick Sanchez is shaking in his boots.

Elohim condemns those who put onions on their pizza.

by ye olde internet May 26, 2022

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Chick Churping

The female equivalent of mansplaining.

Tattle tales will often ensue.

You listen to Beyonce and say it's so groundbreaking . . . I think it's just chick churping.

by ye olde internet April 27, 2022


Flounderbasket

Similar to the Alaskan Flounder Basket act, in this case a warm object such as a wet towel or a heating pad is put inside an un-douched vagina and then is removed and oral debaucheries are performed using said object.

A nice flounderbasket for a cold winter's day.

by ye olde internet May 24, 2014


Low Mait

Short for low maitenance; something low mait is easy to take care of and doesn't require constant attention or cause annoyance. If a relationship or a partner is low mait, then they likely have a laid back personality and don't cause much drama.

My ex was high maitenance, it was a nightmare! I need a low mait girl in my life.

by ye olde internet May 16, 2015

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Literally

A red flag, using the word "literally" will instantly make you look like a dumbass. Some will try to use it to make them look smart (oh wow look at them using a big word), when in fact they are ignorant and arrogant. It's filler for the stupid and non-charismatic.
Complements a person who uses the word "like" all the time.
Like, like, literally, literally.

Like, literally suck it.

by ye olde internet May 26, 2022