smoko

A rest from work so that you can have a little time for a ciggy (cigarette).

Gren: hey I'm gonna have a smoko now
Paurine: K mate i'll join ya, just need to tell the boss. Hey Bob I'm gonna have a smoko
Bob: Cool mate have a jolly good time.

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dilfsexual

Someone who is only attracted to DILFs. most probably gold diggers

Jordana- Im such a dilfsexual
Amy- What does that mean?
Jordana- I like old dick

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Mixing the muffins

when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins

johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll

pub feed

When bogans go to the pub to get a nice greasy feed from the pub.

Johny: ohhhh yeah I really need a pub feed right now, that chicken shnittttty sounds so good
logan: me too mate I need a pub feed right now

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