oofie

when you go to sleep then die a little more inside when you wake up

me: goes to sleep
me: wakes up
me: oofie

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logie

when you get called on in class but you dont even know what fucking class youre in

teacher: ummm, barry, do you have the answer?
barry: *doesnt even know what class hes in* 47?
teacher: no, its pathetic fallacy
barry: logie

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oogie

the feeling when you drink all of the cheap lemonade that was probably like 17 pence from morrisons

person: wow im really oogie
me: lmao sounds aight

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