Quasi tap

Adjective: When your bottle water is watered down with tap water. Usually brought out in an open bottle at a high scale restaurant.

Hey MK, does this acqua panna taste like chilled tap water?
Hey MV, yes I think they quasi tapped us.

Filmsieur

film⋅sieur film s-yur; Fr. film-syœ

–noun, plural film⋅sieurs film-syurz, films-erz; Fr. film-syœ

1. A formal, fully trained, and courteous service professional with extensive experience and expertise in servicing film industry executives
2. A certified member of the highly sought-after concierge services firm, Filmcierge

ORIGIN:

2009; FILM + (MON)SIEUR French, from Old French : mon, my (from Latin meum, accusative of meus; see me-1 in Indo-European roots) + sieur, lord, sir (from Vulgar Latin *seiorem, accusative of *seior; see sire).

Time management, courtesy, and a natural desire to satisfy the needs of others are all characteristics of a good Filmsieur.