yolal

Y.O.L.A.L

the rebuttle to yolo, You Only Live A Lot.

made for people who live a shit tonne and aren’t afraid to die and then come back to live to party some more.

person one: “dude my heart fully stopped, i was legally dead for like two minutes.”

person two: “woah you should probably chill out then.”

person one: “psht, YOLAL.”

bag

used to say that something is really cool, good, swaggy, or drippy.

woah that fit is bag

you’re really bag

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Yertle the turtle

When you make a bitch cum with your knee and nothing else

Jenna: I made that bitch cum with just my knee last night

Veronica: you yertled the turtle!

Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY

bistatdiocu

a superior synonym to:

-lol
-HAHAA
-JAKSKSJDHDJ

used when you find something really funny

-“bro look at this video, it’s so funny!”
-“BISTATDIOCU!!”😂😂